
My P.G.O.
(Penetrating Glimpse into the Obvious)
I shook my head, and you said "No?"
...and that was our first P.G.O.
When Bush declared Osama must go,
I thought "That's one HUGE P.G.O."
I kissed you; you said "You're my beau!"
Again, a sizable P.G.O.
"Bad dancer," I whimpered, as you rubbed your toe;
This time, MY goofy P.G.O.
I layed right down, said "Uh..toss the ball low,"
And gave birth to another P.G.O.
The baker said "I make a lotta dough!"
I winced from the punny P.G.O.
"This rocks!" I thought as my chair went to and fro;
Has anyone been arrested for an awful P.G.O.?
Jack said "It may get bigger," as he watched the beanstalk grow;
Whereupon was first recorded a children's P.G.O.
I trembled on the mountain, said "I detest these heights just so!"
That may well be my own, you see, most "lofty" P.G.O.
I think I'm done; All out, my son - my daughter; I should go;
And that, to YOU, dear reader, may be your FAVORITE P.G.O.
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