| Cold I don't feel good My nose is all runny And my eyes itch cranky and grumpy a right mean bitch my tummy is queasy my head is all sneezy I'm feverish I'm hot Constantly producing Buckets of snot Tuck me in bed Cover me with a quilt I'm so pitiful You’re racked with guilt Read me a story Make me some tea Remember I’m ill It’s all about me! |
| Professor Puddlestick Lives in denial Dreaming his life away Dancing in a field of lemon drops With maiden called Lily Lollipop Her eyes as bright as a summers day Twirling her here Twirling her there Candy spider webs weave thru her hair Love me forever says she Always together we’ll be As a raspberry rain starts to fall She feels his urgent call He pulls her in tight And takes a big bite suddenly startled to wake Oh my for heavens sake His heart declares it a trick All that’s left of his love is the stick |
| A woman of my age should not suffer a zit But here I am And there you sit A woman with my attitude Wont go down so easily But here I am And there you be A woman with my style Shouldn’t suffer this shame But here I am And there you remain! |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
© copyright |